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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:30

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?